Michael Jackson’s nose is gone – No one surprised

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Michael Jackson is a man of confidence. A selfless guy. One who captivates a room of any size, no matter how many stars grace the floor. He teaches us that vanity is by no means a virtue, and for that we are all better people.
Thus, we praise not only his music catalog but [...]

The Sanctity of Marriage – Plus, why gay marriage and polygamy have a chance

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There’s a lovely story out of Indiana receiving tremendous news coverage, of a 68-year-old woman who’s had the honorable privilege of marrying 23 times, with the marriages lasting as long as seven years and as little as 36 hours.
Born Linda Lou Taylor, this bride of brides is a living ode to the beauty [...]

British, French nuclear subs collide – Plus, why Iran and North Korea might as well have a few nukes

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France and Britain are rather crimson and clover in the face today, as nuclear-armed submarines from the two national powers played a viscous game of underwater chicken, with neither side ever deciding to bail out.
Too much pride on the line, I suppose. And that’s a good thing, even if a couple dozen warheads [...]

The Colonel’s fried chicken secret is safe – Plus, why nobody cares

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Fried chicken enthusiasts can rest easy today, thanks to comforting reports the beloved KFC recipe has at last been safely transported and secured in a secret vault somewhere in the enchanted hills of Kentucky.
Learning the exact contents of this hand-written document – penned by the mystical Colonel himself – has sent fried chicken [...]

Obama to limit executive bonuses – Plus, why high-class prostitution will suffer

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As the financial crisis paralyzes every industry not specializing in online pornography, ill-timed is President Obama’s audacious plan to limit executive bonuses for companies receiving “exceptional assistance” under the bailout program.
A closer glimpse into this seedy plan only further illustrates how downright silly his shameless middle-class pandering has become.
No secret is it the [...]

Michael Phelps enjoys a nice toke – Plus, why Olympic champions who get photographed smoking pot make good role models

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Supernatural athletic ability may launch one to the pinnacle of the sports world, however, it evidently can help one mature with no more haste than the virgin junior-varsity bench warmers of the world.
That a 23-year-old male engaged in a fuzzy little bong session at a frat party will alarm few. In fact, a [...]