Considering the News…
There’s a lovely story out of Indiana receiving tremendous news coverage, of a 68-year-old woman who’s had the honorable privilege of marrying 23 times, with the marriages lasting as long as seven years and as little as 36 hours.
Born Linda Lou Taylor, this bride of brides is a living ode to the beauty of marriage, embracing all its ups and downs, in sickness and in health, a life’s work devoted to advancing the significance of this most sacred institution.
In these dark moral times of homosexuals fighting for marriage rights and polygamists pressing for the right to wed multiple partners, Linda Lou Taylor’s courageous story underscores the vital importance of preserving marriage as a union between only man and woman.
Why, would homosexuals be capable of marrying 23 different times? Not a chance. They don’t have the stomach for it.
And what about polygamists – could any of them achieve 23 partners at one time? Of course not, what an absolutely silly thought.
We must all applaud Linda Lou Taylor’s strong will and unrelenting dedication to this earnest and really, really serious cause. Thanks to her our children and our children’s children will one day be able to marry and divorce and marry and divorce and marry and divorce and marry again as many times as they deem necessary – supposing, of course, they are heterosexual God-fearing Christians who love and respect their partners, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, at least one in 23 tries.
Here’s to you Linda Lou Taylor – you’re one lousy tramp! But at least you’re not gay or Mormon. Now THAT would be a moral travesty.
6 Comments
February 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Amen!
February 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
You said it!
February 19, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Somebody has the balls to say it!
February 20, 2009 at 12:32 am
What an eloquent way of saying what an idiot this woman is. There should be a law against such things. She is making a mockery of what marriage is supposed to be, two people that love and want to spend their lives together. She is almost as bad as the single woman giving birth to 14 children and not having a job or partner to help raise them.
February 20, 2009 at 2:28 am
She is indeed a record holder.. Who can do better than her..? None as for this moment.. probably, she have experienced all kinds of husbands.. Nice story.. Thanks..
February 22, 2009 at 7:55 am
People like Linda are quite sickening. It’s quite unbelievable that she even has something to say to anyone who wants to live their life in a “different” way.
Linda, don’t judge other’s life-styles before you take a good look at your own!