Mark Cuban charged for insider trading…Idiot stock rises

Considering the News…
Mark Cuban is many things – owner of the Dallas Mavericks, a billionaire, a balding wannabe playboy, and a hopeless dillweed, but now he can even tack “outed white collar crook” to that list.
The SEC has filed a civil lawsuit against Cuban, accusing the friendless rogue of insider trading. Martha Stewart all over again, as apparently Cuban received [...]

Obama Family Secret Service Names Revealed – Reno Raines Has Beef

Considering the News…
Reno Raines can’t be happy these days. One thing’s for sure, his life will never be the same. Now that the next First Family’s Secret Service names are public, Raines sadly becomes just the second most famous “Renegade” on the planet.
In perhaps one of the more dubious news stories of the year, we [...]

Poll Problems: Florida urban areas boast ONE voting booth

Considering the News…
Writing that headline made my ears ring for some reason. A loud, piercing ring showed up and I’m uncertain whether I should expect it to quiet in the coming hours, or even coming days for that matter.
A story from the Huffington Post, credited to TMZ (still confused why that particular institution got involved), reports [...]

Poll Problems: Wrong address has Iowa students’ votes in peril

Considering the News…
Here comes a ball-buster of a story out of Iowa, where 50 Grinnell College students errantly excluded their personal mailbox numbers on absentee ballots and now risk having their votes scooped up and trashed like cat turds from the litter box.  
The students evidently listed the general campus address and neglected to include their personal mailbox numbers. Well, the Poweshiek County [...]

More Republicans endorse Obama – McCain gets Joe the Plumber

Considering the News…
On the same day John McCain sealed the deal with the most coveted voter in America (at least in terms of insignificant people who somehow earned undeserved fame), Barack Obama continued reeling in big catches from the GOP pond.
Ronald Reagan’s chief of staff is the latest McCain political casualty, as Ken Duberstein announced he [...]

McCain’s Crappy Week…Barack’s Big Gift

John McCain better organize another Republican National Convention. Better do it fast. Maybe by the end of the week.
Hell, it might be a good idea for him to host one or two each week until the election. Otherwise McCain-Palin doesn’t stand a chance…two bumbling idiots who can’t seem to do anything right aside from reading [...]