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		<title>Vatican goes green, and why text messages are evil</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 20:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; In its latest attempt to embrace the digital age the Vatican is calling all Catholics and deploring believers to put down those sin-riddled cellphones during these glorious days of self-inflicted self-deprivation known as Lent. And it&#8217;s about &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/03/04/vatican-goes-green-and-why-text-messages-are-evil/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=1188&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Iran is ticked at Hollywood &#8211; Plus, why movie stars make wonderful diplomats</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Silly Rosie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; It&#8217;s rather delightful to learn Iran finally has its priorities in a peaceful place, and it can only be a matter of time before relations with the West are repaired for the collective good of all. Indeed, &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/03/02/iran-is-ticked-at-hollywood-plus-why-movie-stars-make-wonderful-diplomats/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=1182&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s nose is gone &#8211; No one surprised</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; Michael Jackson is a man of confidence. A selfless guy. One who captivates a room of any size, no matter how many stars grace the floor. He teaches us that vanity is by no means a virtue, &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/02/23/michael-jacksons-nose-is-gone-no-one-surprised/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=775&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Sanctity of Marriage &#8211; Plus, why gay marriage and polygamy have a chance</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; There&#8217;s a lovely story out of Indiana receiving tremendous news coverage, of a 68-year-old woman who&#8217;s had the honorable privilege of marrying 23 times, with the marriages lasting as long as seven years and as little as &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/02/19/the-sanctity-of-marriage-plus-why-gay-marriage-and-polygamy-have-a-chance/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=1165&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>British, French nuclear subs collide &#8211; Plus, why Iran and North Korea might as well have a few nukes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:11:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; France and Britain are rather crimson and clover in the face today, as nuclear-armed submarines from the two national powers played a viscous game of underwater chicken, with neither side ever deciding to bail out. Too much &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/british-french-nuclear-subs-collide-plus-why-iran-and-north-korea-might-as-well-have-a-few-nukes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=1154&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Colonel&#8217;s fried chicken secret is safe &#8211; Plus, why nobody cares</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; Fried chicken enthusiasts can rest easy today, thanks to comforting reports the beloved KFC recipe has at last been safely transported and secured in a secret vault somewhere in the enchanted hills of Kentucky. Learning the exact &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/02/11/the-colonels-fried-chicken-secret-is-safe-plus-why-nobody-cares/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=1144&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obama to limit executive bonuses &#8211; Plus, why high-class prostitution will suffer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Silly Rosie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; As the financial crisis paralyzes every industry not specializing in online pornography, ill-timed is President Obama&#8217;s audacious plan to limit executive bonuses for companies receiving &#8220;exceptional assistance&#8221; under the bailout program. A closer glimpse into this seedy &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/02/05/obama-to-limit-executive-bonuses-plus-why-high-class-prostitution-will-suffer/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=1130&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Phelps enjoys a nice toke &#8211; Plus, why Olympic champions who get photographed smoking pot make good role models</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; Supernatural athletic ability may launch one to the pinnacle of the sports world, however, it evidently can help one mature with no more haste than the virgin junior-varsity bench warmers of the world. That a 23-year-old male &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/02/02/michael-phelps-enjoys-a-nice-toke-plus-why-olympic-champions-who-get-photographed-smoking-pot-make-good-role-models/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=1111&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Octuplets move to mystery mansion &#8211; Plus, why everyone with six kids should have another eight</title>
		<link>http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/octuplets-move-to-mystery-mansion-plus-why-everyone-with-six-kids-should-have-another-eight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; Scintillating details of the California octuplets remain shrouded in mystery, now four days removed from the babies&#8217; removal from the mother&#8217;s womb. Traditionally patient and polite news media is growing uncharacteristically anxious. Many pressing questions remain unanswered. &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/octuplets-move-to-mystery-mansion-plus-why-everyone-with-six-kids-should-have-another-eight/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=1090&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The flabby saga of Jessica Simpson &#8211; Plus Barack Obama proves in one week that he is not God</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the News&#8230; Thirsting for a major news story to fill the ominous void left by the passing of President Barack Obama&#8217;s inauguration, the mainstream media naturally turned to Jessica Simpson&#8217;s luscious jelly rolls. I cannot honestly claim to be &#8230; <a href="http://winnandtonic.wordpress.com/2009/01/28/the-flabby-saga-of-jessica-simpson-plus-barack-obama-proves-in-one-week-that-he-is-not-god/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=winnandtonic.wordpress.com&#038;blog=4827440&#038;post=1085&#038;subd=winnandtonic&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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