Considering the News…
After 200 years of scratching their heads, scientists have finally solved one of the great mysteries – how bleach kills germs. That’s right. Finally we can get some sleep around here.
A team from the University of Michigan has spent years grappling with the issue, but victory is now theirs. We don’t have any word, as of yet, what problem the team of obviously intriguing characters will tackle next, but my guess is it will have something to do with the existence of God, or perhaps why men are so damn infatuated with breasts.
In somewhat related news, scientists believe drinking bleach is unsafe, especially for young children…cancer still kills…and life is a bitch.