Sarah Palin told me to do it – Psychiatric evaluation ensues

Considering the News…

God is a mysterious being – no one denies that – but His actions have been quite questionable as of late.

First it was letting Sarah Palin in on the secret that His “Will” inspired Americans to rid the earth of all terrorists. Then it was telling Sarah Palin the prospects for a 2012 run look good. And now He’s even telling truckers to patrol traffic, stopping at nothing to get the lousy drivers off the road.

At least one vigilante driver took God’s wishes to heart, as a San Antonio trucker rammed his truck into some woman’s ride because the Man Upstairs told him “she needed to be taken off the road.”

Apparently God is so far ahead of schedule these days He’s now extended the list of sins to include shitty driving. Right.

Well, we can already see where this is heading. Pleading insanity was a 1990s thing. Now “God’s Will” is the new best defense for criminal believers and lunatics. Which leads me to conclude I should attend service more often. Get in touch with God. See if he can’t tell me to rob a bank or knock off a few convenience shops. Guess He only contacts the good and the righteous. Damn.

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3 responses to “Sarah Palin told me to do it – Psychiatric evaluation ensues

  1. My carpool mate was told when stopped for not wearing her seatbelt properly that if she had a doctor’s note that she suffered from claustraphobia, it would be OK. Doctors are like God, right?

  2. jmwinn

    Doctors bring us bad news (you’re dying) and good news (I’m going to write you a prescription of Vicodin)…so yes, Davis, I would say Doctors are very much like God in some ways.

  3. I laughed out loud at the too-true Vicodin reference. Thanks!

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